Yaw-waw-waw-waw-waw! That’s the sound of Mr. Turkey demanding breakfast from his obedient servant, Mr. Wilcock.
Daddy delivers the goods, so Mr. Turkey can enjoy a proper English breakfast, complete with Bangers and Mash, mate!!
So what if some of it spills on the porch? It’s all food!
Enjoy this brief bit of hilarity from the Wilcock Mountain Monastery at 8600!
[CRYPTO NO-NO: David did not text you in the comments. He does not want to talk to you personally or directly. Sorry. It’s just a con artist impersonating him and wanting to steal as much of your money as he or she possibly can. Every person who writes a comment is liable to be contacted this way, and it apparently has worked well enough that they are very, very motivated.]
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